happy winter

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via maliciousmelons)

whiteboyfriend:

happy easter here’s a chocolate version of the cross our lord was tortured and killed on

unsmokable:

I need to get like 107% hotter

(via maliciousmelons)

pottymouthp0sse:

mew2:

why this cat so big

why is this cat so licky

woodmeat:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

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(via howls-moving-nipples)

thickonce:

Even that baby like wow I’m close to Beyoncé
whimsicalspecks:

disobedient-nightmare:

thecatcherintheryebread:

This is flat out vulgar! There are minors present! 

There are minors present

i hate you so much
gavindavidofree:

she keeps me warm