you’re not a true friend until you’ve reblogged one of my selfies
Fact: Ursula dies by being hit by the ship in the Little Mermaid because she didn’t get her tetanus shot
if I start screaming will they bring my food faster
thank god the groundhog saw his shadow bc I’m not prepared to change my winter theme
is it called your mugshot because when you get out of jail you’re supposed to put it on a mug?
nudes sent via gameboy printer