Fact: Ursula dies by being hit by the ship in the Little Mermaid because she didn’t get her tetanus shot
if I start screaming will they bring my food faster
thank god the groundhog saw his shadow bc I’m not prepared to change my winter theme
is it called your mugshot because when you get out of jail you’re supposed to put it on a mug?
nudes sent via gameboy printer
remember 😍🎆🌠 (at Main Street, U.S.A.)
that gif of big ben and the fireworks terrified me i thought it exploded
when blogs don’t have infinite scroll i just stop at the bottom of the page and will wait like 5 minutes until i finally figure it out