after making out with someone you say ‘that’s the best anal I’ve had in years’
No shave November is for men’s health? Like the magazine?
They have the actual sounds for the chainsaw in the script for evil dead
I can’t wait until my 18th birthday to watch my very first porn video
teenage mutant ninja turtles is
1) a whole fucking lot to say
2) scary as fuck
i only remember people by their icon so dont ever change your icon and on rare ocassions i remember people by their url but when you change both you might as well be anon.
started from the bottom now im here
Part One: Warrior, Crazy Kids
Part Two: We R Who We R, Blow
Part Three: Dirty Love, Blah Blah Blah, Your Love Is My Drug
Part Four: Tik Tok, Die Young
I think it’s really sad that in this country to have your voice heard you need to give a 13 hour speech.